Hmm. I suppose that honestly isn't much worse than what I'm used to.

[being bitten by vampires is comparable to middle management?? no, not at all, but working for weirdos certainly--]

Did I tell you about the time the duke I serve wanted to reward me for doing good work, so he told me he was dying and sent me to research a fictitious disease in order to keep me distracted? Once that bar has been set, it tends to stay where it is.