[everyone has secrets! some far more interesting than others, but if people want to share them, then who is kaeya to judge. he just wants to Know—while remaining a mystery himself, even though that a) isn't fair and b) probably isn't going to fly here and now. hmm.

but putting aside the fact that reim's boss sounds right up kaeya's alley—hey, time to once again turn to study reim, bringing a hand to his chin in the process. like he's connecting the dots here, or something.]

Oh? It suits an... organized person such as yourself.

[the list-making. that nerdy, fussy aura.]

Is this where I share something about myself? I'm afraid that I'm not as interesting as some think. [that's a gd lie, but don't worry about it; just let him lean closer, arm bumping reim's as he says, with all the gravitas of a grand secret:] But I did take an important book from the library, once—without checking with the librarian. She's been after the thief for some time.

[he's such a rogue! lock him up! this also may or may not be true, but shh.]