[the story has more to do with that fallen kingdom than anything else! a connection to a fun kaeya fact™ that no one but kaeya would pick up on, because this is how he entertains himself, at times—but details, details. maybe he'll give reim the highlights when reim inevitably catches a cold; for now—ah, more laughter. genuine, though, because oh, to be perfectly honest—]

You two would get along. [she would also eat him for breakfast, but u know. enjoy this light, friendly tap of kaeya's elbow.] And how would you punish those who break the library rules? The librarian herself is known for her... electrifying approach.

[she sure does zap people without remorse—and she sure has zapped kaeya, so. pwease no zappy.]