[Truly the only reason Reim isn't a ghost haunting his own office from having two ridiculously busy jobs under the same stupid boss is that the Barma household is just one old guy being as dramatic as possible.
But yes, yes, Kaeya and his big blue eye are very pretty, he gets it!! He will do the parlor trick and only be quietly smug about Kaeya managing to say please. What a good boy, for sure... not a punk...]
Well, we'll see. Stay right there.
[There, because this parlor trick has a radius? And Reim doesn't need Kaeya being all Kaeya at him when he moves to stand more... in the middle-ish of the gazebo. He's still not going to explain a lick of this, if only because coming up with a sweet lie for the inevitable question of "but why do you have that thing" isn't what he wants to do right at the start, so on to the main event, or: bunny summoning.
Rather, a brief wind picks up inside the gazebo, which at least takes care of the rest of the leaves, and then the big bunny rabbit thing fades pleasantly into existence, hovering just behind Reim's shoulder. It's large. It looks very soft. It is wearing, inexplicably, a cape and a hat, and specifically a cape that maybe obscures whether or not it's a wholly bodied bunny underneath, but the point is: it's a large rabbit. Hare. It's large enough that it sort of bumps wholesale into Reim first, and he stumbles, very cool.
Behold it. Reim reaches up absently to put a hand on its big soft face, and at last, he will explain:]
So, as you can see, this is... ah... One moment.
[As it turns out, keeping a thing of this particular size present and tangible on his current amount of handholding energy is immediately impossible, because it's not long after this pause that the bunny just flickers and winks back into nothing. Reim holds up a finger, like please give him another moment, and then oh no there he goes, he's out, please don't let his face touch this filthy gazebo floor...]
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But yes, yes, Kaeya and his big blue eye are very pretty, he gets it!! He will do the parlor trick and only be quietly smug about Kaeya managing to say please. What a good boy, for sure... not a punk...]
Well, we'll see. Stay right there.
[There, because this parlor trick has a radius? And Reim doesn't need Kaeya being all Kaeya at him when he moves to stand more... in the middle-ish of the gazebo. He's still not going to explain a lick of this, if only because coming up with a sweet lie for the inevitable question of "but why do you have that thing" isn't what he wants to do right at the start, so on to the main event, or: bunny summoning.
Rather, a brief wind picks up inside the gazebo, which at least takes care of the rest of the leaves, and then the big bunny rabbit thing fades pleasantly into existence, hovering just behind Reim's shoulder. It's large. It looks very soft. It is wearing, inexplicably, a cape and a hat, and specifically a cape that maybe obscures whether or not it's a wholly bodied bunny underneath, but the point is: it's a large rabbit. Hare. It's large enough that it sort of bumps wholesale into Reim first, and he stumbles, very cool.
Behold it. Reim reaches up absently to put a hand on its big soft face, and at last, he will explain:]
So, as you can see, this is... ah... One moment.
[As it turns out, keeping a thing of this particular size present and tangible on his current amount of handholding energy is immediately impossible, because it's not long after this pause that the bunny just flickers and winks back into nothing. Reim holds up a finger, like please give him another moment, and then oh no there he goes, he's out, please don't let his face touch this filthy gazebo floor...]